p If you are looking for IWIWAL guitar chords, you've come to the right place. You can play IWIWAL by Loudon Wainwright III using guitar or guitar. This song by Loudon Wainwright III can also be played by that instruments. =/p p IWIWAL guitar chords has rhythm and included in Grown Man (1995) album. You can also find another musical genres, including jazz guitar chords, country music guitar chords, pop guitar chords, world music guitar chords, and rock guitar chords here. /p h3IWIWAL by Loudon Wainwright III Guitar Chords/h3 (Spoken)brOK, so I'm riding around in this car with this woman that I'm close to a couple times abrweek. And I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing other women, howbrthis one looks,Isn't her hair lovely? What a nice outfit...brI said, Babe, what is the DEAL? You're noticing all these other chicks... maybe...bryou're a lesbian.brShe looks at me and she says,I wish I was a lesbian.brNow, at that point I wanted to say, You mean 'you wish you were a lesbian' because,brgrammatically... But I let it slide. I didn't wanna ruffle any feathers.brBut, ya know, that sentence, that retort, I wish I was a lesbian...kinda stuck in thebrole Laud-o's mind. kinda gestated there for seven, eight minutes then this tune popped out...brbr[G] brbrbrG------brbrI wish I was a lesbian and not a heterobr[G]I wouldn't have to mess with men and [D]all their come-and-gobr[G]And all that awful facial hair and yu[D]cky ma-chis-mobr[C]Ooooooo, I w[G--]ish I was a lesbian and not a heterobr[G]I wish I was a lesbian and t[C]hat I wasn't straightbr[G]I would sleep with women only; ma[D]n, that would be greatbr[G]I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't w[D]anna matebr[C]Ooooooo, I [G--]wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straightbrbrHEY!brbr[G]I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dykebr[G]I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel [D]Gibson, take a hikebr[G]I think it would be nice to love someone who was a[C]likebr[C]Ooooooo, I w[G]ish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dykebrbr[G]I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this[D] song is sungbr[G]It shouldn't have to matter how so[D]meone is hungbr[G]Other things are more important...LI[C]KE HOW TO USE YORbr[C]TOUNGE...bablblblbbr[G]I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sungbrD (etc... to the end)brHEEEEEEY!brbrI dare Casey Kasem to play thisbrbrI wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but truebrBut maybe I might understand you guys and all you dobrBut if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TObrI wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but truebrbrHey, I wish I was a lesbian and not a heterobrI wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-gobrAnd all that awful facial hair and yucky ma-chis-mo (I hate that damned machismo!)brOoooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a heterobrI wish I was a lesbian and not a heterobrI wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero! p If you want to learn Loudon Wainwright III IWIWAL guitar chords, The 5 chords we'll look at are the C major, A major, G major, E major, and D major. The reason we use all major chords is that the minor versions of any of these chords just require tiny adjustments. Each one of those minor chords is completely based on its major counterpart /p p The more you practice, the easier guitar will feel to play IWIWAL. Guitar is hard to learn in the beginning, but gets easier the longer you stick with it. /p